commit 725cae593c62b535ab2f60b2313008a2003f6ae7
Author: ewin <git@ewin.moe>
Date:   Mon Sep 22 10:07:11 2025 -0400

    funny bit

diff --git a/.nvmrc b/.nvmrc
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+lts/*
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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+terrible terrible terrible do not use this
diff --git a/fix.mjs b/fix.mjs
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+import {createServer} from 'node:http';
+
+const sites = [
+	{
+		pattern: /^(?:https?:\/\/)?(?:www\.)pixiv\.net\/\w+\/artworks\/(\d+)(?:#(\d+))?/i,
+		redirect: match => `https://pixiv.kmn5.li/${match[1]}${match[2] ? `_${parseInt(match[2], 10) - 1}` : ''}`,
+	},
+	{
+		pattern: /^(?:https?:\/\/)?(?:www\.)?(?:twitter\.com|x\.com)\/(.+)/,
+		redirect: match => `https://fxtwitter.com/${match[1]}`,
+	},
+	// idk send me more of these
+];
+
+createServer(async (request, response) => {
+	const error = () => response.writeHead(400).end('whar');
+	if (request.method !== 'GET') return error();
+	const input = request.url.slice(1);
+	console.log(input);
+	for (const site of sites) {
+		let match = input.match(site.pattern);
+		if (!match) continue;
+		response.writeHead(302, {'Location': site.redirect(match)}).end();
+		return;
+	}
+	return error();
+}).listen(process.env.PORT || 80);