diff --git a/fix.mjs b/fix.mjs
index d7b0347..15a1b9f 100644
--- a/fix.mjs
+++ b/fix.mjs
@@ -2,11 +2,11 @@ import {createServer} from 'node:http';
 
 const sites = [
 	{
-		pattern: /^(?:https?:\/\/)?(?:www\.)pixiv\.net\/\w+\/artworks\/(\d+)(?:#(\d+))?/i,
+		pattern: /^(?:www\.)pixiv\.net\/\w+\/artworks\/(\d+)(?:#(\d+))?/i,
 		redirect: match => `https://pixiv.kmn5.li/${match[1]}${match[2] ? `_${parseInt(match[2], 10) - 1}` : ''}`,
 	},
 	{
-		pattern: /^(?:https?:\/\/)?(?:www\.)?(?:twitter\.com|x\.com)\/(.+)/,
+		pattern: /^(?:www\.)?(?:twitter\.com|x\.com)\/(.+)/,
 		redirect: match => `https://fxtwitter.com/${match[1]}`,
 	},
 	// idk send me more of these
@@ -15,8 +15,14 @@ const sites = [
 createServer(async (request, response) => {
 	const error = () => response.writeHead(400).end('whar');
 	if (request.method !== 'GET') return error();
-	const input = request.url.slice(1);
-	console.log(input);
+	let input = request.url.slice(1); // leading slash
+	if (input.startsWith('https://')) {
+		input = input.slice(8);
+	} else if (input.startsWith('http://')) {
+		input = input.slice(7);
+	} else if (!input) { // "homepage"
+		return response.writeHead(301).end('https://git.ewin.moe/erin/fix-my-shit');
+	}
 	for (const site of sites) {
 		let match = input.match(site.pattern);
 		if (!match) continue;