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+# minimum viable chat
+
+all my friends seem to be building chat apps as their pet projects these days. i
+find they usually do so because existing solutions are lacking in one or more
+ways; their projects often aim to improve the chat experience in areas such as:
+
+- interface customization
+- identity management
+- security/encryption capabilities
+- (de)centralization of identity and/or messages
+
+minimum viable chat does none of this. it doesn't give a fuck what you want, and
+you're probably going to find it charming enough to fuck with it for a while
+anyway. this is due to the core advantage it has over its competitors:
+
+- it actually exists
+
+![i can say very little else in its favor. but it does in fact exist](lol.png)
+
+[you can use minimum viable chat right now.](https://minimumviable.chat)[^1] or
+you can run your own instance somewhere else and give it to your friends and use
+it that way. or you can just laugh at this shitpost of a project and move on,
+that's fine too. but you can't deny that it it exists now.
+
+[^1]: at least, for now. this domain was on sale for the first year and i might
+let it expire instead of paying full price for it next year. and also you guys
+are probably freaks who are going to fill up my vps's disk with garbage
+immediately. im a shitty queer web developer not a content moderator or sysadmin
+or particularly interested in doing what you want me to do. but if neither of
+those things has happened yet you can probably use the app.
+
+## usage
+
+    node shit.mjs
+
+listens on port 80 by default; override with the `PORT` environment variable.
+
+## license
+
+i will assign this code's copyright to the next person who donates ten dollars
+to my ko-fi. i am writing this document while bored in the las vegas airport on
+a five hour layover and all the food here is so fucking expensive oh my god dude
+i just wanted a slice of pizza.

shit.mjs

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+import {appendFile, readFile} from 'node:fs/promises';
+import {createServer} from 'node:http';
+
+createServer(async (request, response) => {
+	const chat = new URL(`http://a${request.url}`).searchParams.get('chat');
+	if (chat) {
+		await appendFile('a.txt', `${chat}\n`, {flag: 'a+', encoding: 'utf8'});
+		response.writeHead(303, {location: '/'}).end(); // without query
+	} else {
+		response.writeHead(200, {
+			'content-type': 'text/html',
+			'refresh': '30', // lfmoa
+		}).end(
+			`<pre>${
+				(await readFile('a.txt', {flag: 'a+', encoding: 'utf8'}))
+					// ugh, fine, i'll html escape it. no xss for you
+					.replace(/[<>&'"]/g, match => ({
+						'<': '&lt;',
+						'>': '&gt;',
+						'&': '&amp;',
+						'\'': '&apos',
+						'"': '&quot;',
+					})[match])
+			}</pre><form><input type=text name=chat autofocus><button>send`
+		);
+	}
+}).listen(process.env.PORT || 80, () => console.log(`hiiiii ^w^ hai hii :3`));